NARRATOR:
Kety was an average cat
She meow "meow" and "meow" and "shh"
When she ate some alphabet soup
Then what happened was bizarre
SCIENTIST:
On the way to Kety's stomach,
The letters lost their way
They traveled to she brain and now...
NARRATOR:
She's got a lot to say
Now she speaks
KETY: How now, brown cow?
NARRATOR:
Kety speaks
Yeah, she speaks and speaks
And speaks and speaks and speaks
KETY: What's a caboose? When are we eating again?
NARRATOR:
Kety speaks
KETY: Hey, Joe, what do you know?
SCREWBALL: My name's not Joe.
NARRATOR:
She's not always right
But still that Kety speaks
KETY: Hi there!
NARRATOR:
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